Crazy-Busy Week!

Here's another snapshot of the zine called Magazine Love I'm creating (view the first sneak peek here). I'll be beavering away on it in between my five separate jobs I'll be working this week -- yes that's right, FIVE!

Apart from the office temp job I've been doing the past two months on Thursdays and Fridays, I'll be a typist at a private boys' school on Monday and Tuesday, be taking minutes for an annual general meeting Tuesday night, writing an article for a health magazine and completing my first copywriting job. Phew! Oh, and did I mention I have either a dancing class, a party or other social engagement every night this week? Yikes. I'm really not that much of a social butterfly. I'm may have to mainline caffeine to survive.

As for my zine, I'm trying to create my fantasy booklet of everything magazine devotees like me will enjoy -- a quiz, recommendations for the best glossies you might not already read, movies about magazines and much, much more. I'd love to hear your suggestions -- you never know, they might just make it into the finished product. Actually, there's a really good chance they will. So suggest away!

I'll keep you posted on my hectic week. In between shots of espresso.

xx
Becks

Fabulous Fridays: 21 October 2011

Happy Friday, fabulous people! Here's what's amusing me on the Interwebz this week...

• I'm really not very domestic, but call me a slut and put it in blog form and I'm totally there.
• One of my birthday presents -- the Holy Toast bread stamper. Mmm... sacrilicious.
• Latest Twitter feed to make me LOL: Y U NO. Y U NO marry doctorrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
• How to make cocoa lip balm. For that chocolatey taste all day long!
• If Bugs Bunny played the flute, he'd so totally rock out on these. PS, the UK has a carrot museum?!!!
• The music of my pole dancing recital this term: Marilyn Manson's "Sweet Dreams". I've always admired the Eurythmics version, but Marilyn certainly adds his own charm to it.
• Retro shoe heaven: Miss L-Fire.
• I've been playing iPhone Monopoly constantly this week, but this takes it to a whole new level: Ghettopoly.
• Are you a certified a**hole? Because we all know it's vital to get the proper certification.
• Mr Big knows my obsession with movies where a group of people are picked off one-by-one. He got me The Dirty Dozen on DVD for my birthday. Such a great movie. : )
• A pretty gallery of old Vogue covers. I like August 1957.

Stay fabulous! xx

Query Letter: "Jetstar" Magazine

I realised I haven't posted any query letters on this blog for ages. Here's one for Jetstar Airways' inflight magazine that didn't fare so well...

I'm a features writer from Adelaide who's written for Cosmo Bride and Women's Health & Fitness, amongst others. Samples of my freelance writing are available on my blog, Becks and the City.

Marooned in a fast-paced, unfamiliar city, where do tech-savvy travellers turn but their iPhones and iPads? Travel apps can help them quickly and easily find the best places to eat, sleep and play, all wrapped in a neat little program.

I'd like to write an article, "iTravel," for Jetstar Magazine readers, clueing them into the most entertaining and helpful information available on these apps, including:

• nearby restaurants and photos of customers' meals on Foodspotting
• browsing hotel reviews and attractions on TripAdvisor
• tracking your flight's status or bus timetable on free local apps.

Coming to 1,000 words, the article would be delivered within two weeks of hearing you are interested.

Yours sincerely,

Rebecca Douglas

Any clues as to why it was rejected? Maybe it's too brief?

Fabulous Fridays: 14 October 2011

THE BUMPER BIRTHDAY ISSUE

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Be-ecks, happy birthday to me! Here's a slice of cake for you...

• I'm no Beatles fan, but in LEGO form wishing me happy birthday, they're too cute!
• Mr Big and I are having a special birthday dinner at a Himalayan restaurant tonight. Here's a run-down of the cuisine and culture. Apparently, they find double-dipping offensive. They'd appreciate that Seinfeld episode, then.
• How to make balloon animals. I've always wanted to learn. : )
• A greeting card that's more than a little bit me...
• On my birthday wishlist: icecream desk lamp. Calorie-free goodness.
• The Australian Ballet tries their hand at spruiking Romeo and Juliet-themed lipstick. Errrr... 'kay. It is a pretty shade.
• I could totally live here. Or it would make me sneeze. One of the two. You'd never be short of reading material though.
• The sexiest little snow globe ever.
• Er, hopefully my birthday won't happen like this one for Carrie. 'Course not, I'm not turning 35. : )
• Wasn't the editor in The Devil Wears Prada scary enough?
• It's so politically incorrect, but the Sixteen Candles drunk Long Duck Dong scene gets me every time. "Where is my automobile?"!!
• Super-blogger, Gala Darling, talks shoes on the Running with Heels blog.
• I'm not greedy or anything. This little cupcake'll do me.
• Stupid people + a touch of sarcasm + letters to newspaper editors = fun.
• Okay seriously for a second, I'm no fan of paedophiles, but this seems like a thought crime. Single men will be afraid to even sneeze in the direction of a child, let alone show them any acts of kindness. Hmmm...
• You should, however, get put on a national register for sh*t like this. I don't remember Marilyn Monroe being (a) a drag queen or (b) a puppet. Times have changed, clearly.
• Everyone wants a slinky. Worth the price of admission for the naff jingle alone!
• Very exy for Etsy, but boots that make me wanna drink tequila should never be undervalued. Olé!

Latest loves...

Reading: TV scripts of Firefly and Battlestar Galactica. A future career move?
Listening: Justin Timberlake's Future Sex/Love Sounds album on repeat.
Tasting: Mini guacamole tarts with mango and bruschettas at the weekend wedding, two-minute noodles, and spicy broad beans from Marie Claire magazine's free sample bag.
Loving: A friend clueing me into the dieting delight that is SlimPasta, the Alannah Hill shop girl jobs cropping up in Adelaide (pick me, pick me!), Ying and Alexis's supremely gorgeous wedding, making my own zine, birthday anticipation and fun-ness, landing a writing commission this week, the existence of something called a "snatch strap" *giggle*.
Awaiting: Travelling to Malaysia and Singapore for Ying and Alexis's wedding sequel in January, getting my '80s on at the Roxette concert, all the lovely soirees in the lead-up to Christmas, going on an op shop tour with friends and a few mums, my birthday parties!!!

And that's what's inspiring me this week. Off to blow out the candles. Toodle-oo!

My Friends' Wedding

The weekend was full of frivolity, with two of my best friends marrying each other! I was on bridesmaidly duties and Mr Big looked mighty fine in a suit as a groomsman. In the style of my quiz last year on marrying Mr Big, here's another test of your psychic wedding senses...

1  The happy couple's names are
a)  Aidan and Carrie
b)  Mr Big and Carrie
c)  Cash and Carrie
d)  Alexis and Ying
correct answer: d

2  The bride was photographed with _______ we encountered along the river
a)  a politician who enjoys being peed on
b)  red-hot firemen and their red-hot truck
c)  a Long Island iced tea
d)  a ferry
correct answer: b (yes, that was a Sex and the City reference there to episode one of season three, I'm not a complete sicko!)

3  In my reception speech, I called Ying and Alexis
a)  Slumberwoman and Captain Fairness Pants
b)  Sonny and Cher
c)  Sense and Sensibility
correct answer: a

4  The bride's two separate dresses for the ceremony and the reception were
a)  white and red
b)  black and gold
c)  puce and aubergine
correct answer: a

5  Because we're classy folks, after the reception the bridal party enjoyed
a)  a strip show from a groomsman
b)  burgers from Hungry Jack's
c)  hanging out in a hotel room
d)  wearing camel pants showing a camel toe
correct answer: all of the above

How was your weekend?