Fabulous Fridays: 30 December 2011


In the New Year, let's hope for many happy returns of Fabulous Friday. And the countdown begins...

  • I'm a big fan of Bailey's -- it's like dessert in a bottle, so why not try your hand at the homemade version?
  • My latest songstress crush, continuing my obsession with Brit musicians: Duffy.
  • Have a few issues of Cleo and Cosmo occupying valuable real estate on your coffee table? Make bows for your giftwrapping.
  • Everyone needs Patricia Field silver jeans. At least, I do. : )
  • Oh my goodness, I think I've found my 2012 diary, and it's made from a recycled Little Golden Book! Also.
  • The incredibly talented lady behind the pic above? Megan Hess, illustrator for none other than Candace Bushnell!
  • Anyone else gagging to see the new Sherlock Holmes movie? PS: bitch please, what sort of name is Noomi?
  • Inhabiting my DVD player this week: New York City Ballet Workout. It's even endorsed by SJP. Win.
  • Tuxedo leggings. Bring a modicum of class to your comfiness... or a lot.
  • Because no one is friends with those mongrel little cubes of '80s torture. Actually, I solved it in my teens, no clue how it happened!

Hello Lover!


10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!


Query Letter: "Madison" Magazine


Here's another pitch email that disappeared into the ether along with my dignity and those lost socks from the dryer. I never heard back from Madison about my fantastic feng shui idea...

I'm a freelance writer and mediator for Consumer Affairs who's been published by magazines including Women's Health & Fitness and Cosmo Bride. Samples of my work are available on my blog, Becks and the City.

Feng shui, the Chinese system of aesthetics combining the laws of heaven and earth, shows no signs of waning in popularity. Mystical though it may be, feng shui can teach us a lot about making our lives orderly so every facet functions smoothly. Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow and Julia Roberts all reportedly use its principles to improve their lives and I'd like to write "Feng Shui Your Life" to help Madison readers do the same.

With advice from experts in the field and modern life coaches, the piece would contain sections focussing on transforming your happiness, house, health, wealth and general prosperity. A breakout box could highlight celebrity adherents to feng shui and give examples of how they've used it in ways readers can emulate at home.

Coming to 1,800 words, the article would be delivered within two weeks of hearing you're interested.
 
Yours sincerely,
 
Rebecca Douglas
 
I must not have sent my pitch on an auspicious occasion. Or was it something I said?

Fabulous Fridays: 23 December 2011


 THE CHRISTMAS ISSUE

A very Carrie Christmas to you! Just one sleep to go until fun, family, food and fabulousness. : ) Here's a few sprinkles of festive magic to tide you over...


Merry Christmas! xx

The Mini-Update


I'm back to playing secretary this week, so between that and last minute Christmas shopping, I can't stop long to chat...

So here's the briefest of updates on my writing projects right now:
  • Magazines: I emailed a pitch to a gardening glossy tonight about the writer/garden designer I met on my recent seaside holiday.
  • Blogging/copywriting: My first ever paid blog post (for a recruiting company) was well-received, but the company is still deciding how they want to use it. It remains in the unpublished ether for now. Sigh.
  • Zine: I'm writing my own zine about magazines. Progress was excellent last week -- I wrote about movies and gifts for mag hags and pasted in some cute and quirky pictures. This week I'm still inspired, but haven't had the time to keep going yet. Stay tuned!

Have you been squeezing writing and other activities around your festive preparations? If you're doing it well, let me in on your secrets! ; )

Fabulous Fridays: 16 December 2011


If you're restive for the festive season, take a break, chill and have some fun...



Merry Chrismukkah!

Fabulous Fridays: 9 December 2011


When I'm not busy riding camels and dressing in cherry-red Dorothy-from-Oz shoes, I'm scouring the web for the best and brightest picks...


TGIF, folks. Have a good one! ; )

I Met a Published Author...

 

I had a chance meeting on the weekend...

Two gal pals and I visited a nearby seaside town. Among the festivities (swimsuit shopping, eating eggplant schnitzels and riding camels in true Sex and the City fashion), we stepped into a local bookshop. There, a man politely introduced himself as an author and asked if he could talk to us briefly about his book.

Now, normally I'm not so much for people giving me unsolicited sales talks, but I was in slightly less standoffish holiday mode, plus I was intrigued by this guy being a fellow writer, so I said yes to hearing the spiel. I'm so glad I did.

His name is Dave Bell; his book, The gardener's guide to Growing Money Trees. While I'm not squarely in his target audience (being neither a keen plant rearer nor very money-minded), he had a fascinating story about how he decided to write his book.

You see, he was on a surfing trip when a powerline narrowly missed slicing through the minivan he was in and decapitating him. Cue life flashing before eyes and re-evaluating what was important in his life and what he really wanted to achieve. In the words of every movie character Keanu Reeves ever played, "Whoaaaaaaaaa...".

He decided to create a book he'd never seen before, one that looks at the big concepts in life and through beautiful photographs of nature and clever captions, gets us to gently chuckle at the nature of our existence. I'm all for books spreading positivity, so I thought it was cool.

What also impressed me about Dave was his willingness to answer the fledgling writer questions I threw at him left, write and centre (ho ho!). They pretty much came out in a stream of "how did you find a publisher - who was the publisher - how did you approach them - did you write a press release - what was your marketing plan - how did you set up your web site...". He even gave me a copy of his marketing email to businesses who might wish to purchase his book as a corporate gift. Very, very cool.

His book has been featured on TV, he's done radio interviews and he also showed us photos on his iPhone of celebrities he'd met and presented with his book at their own book signings, including Jamie Durie and Jane Fonda. He was definitely pro-active about marketing his own book, to the point where he visited local bookstores and introduced himself to strange hell-raising chicks who smelled vaguely like camel. Kudos.

Have you ever had a chance meeting (or near-miss with a powerline) that inspired you?

What Magazines Do to P*ss Me Off


While I'm a total mag hag and can't devour enough glossies, occasionally they get on my bad side. Here's how (warning: my swear bear rating is high-extreme today)...

1.   "Hot or Not" Galleries:
Gossip rags can't get enough of overanalysing and then cattily commenting on celebrity red carpet outfits. Lampooning a person's look, no matter how famous they are, is vicious and demeaning. Stop it.

2.   Fat Roll-ercoaster:
Declaring a starlet is fat because she gained a couple of kilos, then decrying her as anorexic in the next issue when she loses weight is so not cool. Tiresome and unimaginative.

3.   Word Abuse:
I can't stand the gross overuse of terms like "fashionista", "must-have", and my particular peeve, "eclectic". I know I'm guilty of repetition as well -- I use "love" every other sentence -- but I figure what better word to have on high rotation?

4.   Badvertising:
I get it. Mags need to make money to survive. I just wish they would occasionally take $$ from companies with better environmental, animal rights and sweat shop labour records. You know, for a refreshing change.

5.   The Yearly Body Image Issue:
While I applaud your commitment to representing women of all shapes and levels of fleshiness, it's not really a "commitment" if you dare to be different only one month of the year now, is it? How about throwing some plus-size models into your fashion stories every issue without all the fanfare and self-congratulation and see if anyone complains or even notices their hideous curves and lack of protruding collarbones? I double dare you.

6.   Steal Appeal:
I'm sorry, but an $800 skirt is only a "steal" if you're Winona Ryder and actually theft it out of Saks Fifth Avenue. Take your bullsh*t marketing spin elsewhere. It may be lovingly hand-spun by Tibetan chipmunks from the silky testicle hairs of the rare golden bullfrog, but it's STILL... JUST... A... SKIRT!!! F*ck off, I'm not buying.

Okay, enough negativity. Let's talk about those fine folks who get it right. They're my fave reads for a reason. : )

Here's why I love...


Peppermint:
Notably free from badvertising, this fashion mag features handmade, ethical finds without compromising on wow factor. It's the perfect read for wanna-be hippies who prefer the smell of Chanel No 5 to patchouli or incense (yuck!). If you haven't already, try one issue and I guarantee you'll be hooked!

Shop Til You Drop:
It's been criticised as a glorified catalogue, but Shop is fun, friendly and relatable. Forget $800 skirts, Shop will point you in the direction of variously-priced clothes and accessories, most of which your bank manager would approve. Regular column, "On the Plus Side" by Megan Moir Pardy, gives style advice from a curvy girl's perspective. Love.


Marie Claire:
Making it chic to give a sh*t about important issues like homelessness, global women's rights, war, racism and poverty, Marie Claire has weathered the highs and lows of magazine publishing industry for a reason -- its quality reportage. Mix that with ever-hot fashion that rises above petty outfit assassination and worrying about which star has lost 10 pounds and you have a winning fashion mag formula. Hooray!


Have I included your glossy gripes on the list? Which magazines have your vote for doing the right thing?

Fabulous Fridays: 2 December 2011


Before my little jaunt to the seaside, I bring you the most fabulous of this Friday...

  • Candace Bushnell, creator of my beloved Carrie Bradshaw, had her birthday yesterday. Wish her many happy returns!
  • Doing the rounds on Twitter and Facebook this week... Two Lesbians Raised a Baby. Powerful stuff.
  • Love it: A Brewing Mind blog -- non-daggy DIY crafts and inspiration.
  • I'm considering choreographing a dance to Ms Aguilera's Candyman tune. It could be very sexy-cute. Whatcha reckon?
  • Mr Big bought me a little pressie... the Aliens Omnibus. Yes, that's sci-fi movie + comic books, but a female protagonist totally works it back from nerdiness, right?!
  • The more I see politics, the more I think Yes Minister was understating its absurdity.
  • I'm not really down with the small-pleated skirts in fashion right now, but this one's a bit special.
  • I adore anything that springs from Jane Espenson's mind and fingertips, so I'm keen to give Husbands a go.
  • Not for the claustrophobic -- Tiny House Blog.
  • Here's some ideas for my bucket list and yours too. Learning graffiti and finding Nemo look like excellent goals for starters...
  • I don't think you're ready for this jelly. Silly, but satisfying!

A sunny farewell, sea you next time! ; )

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